Related:

• Hello, Mrs. Premise!" "Oh, hello, Mrs. Conclusion!
  Busy day?" "Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat....
• Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
• Four hours to bury the cat? Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep still, kept mucking about, 'owling...
• Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...
• I just spent 2 hours shoveling 12 inches of 'Partly Cloudy' out of my driveway.
  -- Thor Poulsen (Amdahl employee)...
• Still you keep o' the windy side of the law. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc.
  4...
• A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
• I spent hours coming up with this tagline. Could you tell?
• I spent hours trying to come up with the perfect tagline. This isn't it.