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• 6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
• Could You Get Fired for Visiting Slashdot? PADUCAH, KY -- Matt Johnson, an employee at Paradigm Shift Consulting, Inc.
  was fired from his programming job because of his addiction to Slashdot....
• What they said: What they meant: "You will be fortunate if you can get him to work for you.
  (We certainly never succeeded.) There is no other employee with whom I can adequately compare him....
• Linux Advocacy Crackdown SHERIDAN, WY -- In an unprecedented blow to Linux advocacy, Aaron McAdams, an employee at the Sheridan Try-N-Save Discount Store, was fired last week.
  According to the store's general manager, McAdams was fired because "he constantly rearranged items on shelves so that Linux-related books and software boxes would be displayed more prominently than Windows merchandise....
• Every employee should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years, so that he will not become a burden on society or his betters.
  -- Work Rule...
• This office will open at 7 AM and close at 8 PM except on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.
  Each employee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending church and contributing liberally to the cause of the Lord....
• Cropp's Law: The amount of work done varies inversly with the time spent in the office.
• WHY GOD WILL NEVER GET TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. Only published one book.
  2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in referenced journals....
• The employee who has performed his labors faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it.
  -- Work Rule...