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• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• Learn how I made my 1st million. Send $1 for Info.
• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti
• If you happen to have a million dollars, you are just about as well of as those who are rich.
• I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
• I wouldn't take a million dollars for any of my kids, but I wouldn't pay a dime for another one.