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• I just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 million dollars, or else!
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
• The love of money is the root of all evil. For more info, send $20.
• My luck changed because of the little woman. I made my first million, and I owe it all to the little woman.
  She was two inches high. I sold her to a circus and made a million dollars. -- Dave Ketchum...
• So I said to my boyfriend, Don't be a fool! We'll take the million!
• I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage. SENd $1000 TO my Node ..
• I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?