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• Crikey, I'm looking forward to today. Up-tiddly-up-up
  down-diddly- down-down, whoops-poop-twiddly dee, a decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron, a bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines, capture, torture, escape, and then back home in time for tea and medals!...
• I'd love to be a flier - up there where the air is clear.
  The chances of the air being clear anywhere near you, Baldrick, are zero....
• How many Thatcherites -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's up to the private sector to provide the finance for it....
• I've no desire to hang out with a bunch of upper-class delinque
  do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing around in Paris, drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my....
• I was more impressed by the contents of my handkerchief the last time I blew my nose.
  -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• I'm on a plane and it hits me: When did it become a federal regulation that you have to have at least seven crying babies on every flight?
  I just want to know: Where are they going? Why are they on planes?...
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....