I had my coathangers spayed.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- My cat had puppies,
so I spayed the cricket... - I had amnesia once or twice.
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Steven... - I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology.
the study of milkmen. -- Steven... - I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.
Steven... - When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had
slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven... - I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere,
I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway... - I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven... - My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright... - Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment
had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you...
