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• I had fried mozzarella cheese. Deep-fried cheese. Oh, there's a cardiovascular dream come true.
  The cheese doesn't have enough fat--let's give it a cholesterol Jacuzzi! ' -- Rick Corso...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to.
  .. dig... food... Marge: You mean, a spoon? Home...
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
  We call it the Good Morning Burger....
• Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
  Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag! -- You did ask, after all, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....