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• Lisa: Bobo: it's Mr. Burns' bear all right. Homer: Well, Burns isn't getting _this_ back cheap, I can tell you that.
  {He's gonna have to give me...my own recording studio!...
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Abe: Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird".
  We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimming...
• When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.
  And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either....
• I line my pockets with hot cheese.
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• Monday I have Friday on my mind....
• I can't always control what my mind thinks!