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• Would you like some cheese with your whine?
• You can have a dog as a friend. You can have whiskey as a friend.
  But if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing your dog....
• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
• BASIC is your friend.