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• What do you mean, 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?!
• If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
• Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• You can't even cut the cheese.
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
  \\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge!...
• Who invented cottage cheese? And how did they know when they were done?
  It looks like it's already been eaten. Never buy anything you have to order by the size of its curd....