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• If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -- Woody Allen, "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex
• If you lose your memory just forget about it.
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
  I got carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you....
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• Translations from the Husband part 2 of 2: "I don't want to talk about it" He doesn't want you to talk about it anymore.
  Please. "The subject is closed." He'll bring you some flowers....
• If you want something done, ask a busy person.
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...