All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A.
-- M. M. Johnston
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor
is a great teacher.
M. M.... - Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
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M. M.... - I B M
U B M
We all B M
For I B M!!!!
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H.A.R.L.I.E... - When slides are shown in a darkened room,
the instructor will require the students to take notes.
M. M.... - All math classes begin at 8 AM; also, movies on Federal Government.
M. M.... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
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M. M.... - Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class.
M. M....
From the same category:
- The meek can inherit the earth --
the rest of us have other plans... - Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor
of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated,
it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community... - NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS
NWDOS... - DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
This period is divided into two parts, the day proper... - Get me my rubbers...
my feet are soaked ...
