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All Math Classes Begin At 8 AM; Also, Movies On Federal Government. -- M.
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All math classes begin at 8 AM; also, movies on Federal Government.
-- M. M. Johnston
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All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A. -- M. M. Johnsto
An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
Ambidextrous instructors will erase with one hand while writing with the other. -- M. M. Johnsto
