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• Television is ruining your life.
• If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something you left out.
• If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.
• Watch your step when you immediately know the one way to do anything.
  Nine times out of ten, there are several better ways. -- W. B. Givens, Jr....
• Does living take a lot of your time? --Loesje
• No matter how much you try to avoid it, you will spend at least five minutes of your life watching Mr.
  T on television....
• Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
• Next time I'll take parents of my own age. --Loesje
• Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
  -- Cal Keega...