If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow
down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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