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• If you ever become a parent..can I have one of your puppies?
• Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
  Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....
• The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are the best friend that a woman could ever have.