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• You can have a dog as a friend. You can have whiskey as a friend.
  But if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing your dog....
• You may be redneck... if you voted Tammy Bakker as "Best Dressed Woman.
• You made a woman MEOW?
• Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS? A: Beats the hell out of me!
• Now then woman...if indeed you _are_ a woman... -- Edmund : Head
• Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
• She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....