Marge: I Get Food In The Mail, But In A Different Way.

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Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way. Every month,
Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with
recipes. Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one you
cook yourself.
[pause from the ladies]
Patricia: Mmm. That's so true, Marge. One night, Wif and I came home
late. We decided not to wake Iris, so instead, we microwaved
our own soup. [laughs]
[the ladies murmur and agree]
Of course, it was a horrible mess, but Iris didn't mind
cleaning it up.
-- The secret ingredient is turntables,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"

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