If You Can't Tell A Fib, Make It A BIG Lie.

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• When your argument is weak tell the 'BIG LIE'.
• Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Charles Darwi
• It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
  I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
• ARCHITECTURAL HISTORIANS can tell you who put it up, how big it wa
• Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
  -- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripide...
• If you can't make it big, make it good.
• If you can't make it good, make it big.
• Shelby: "If you cannot make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.
  -- "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate unknow...
• If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
  -- Joseph Schenck...