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• There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can roll.
  The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the strings on it ....
• Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love.
  -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love? -- Bobby, age 9...
• Historians study who did it.
• Truth is with the victor, who, as you know, also controls the historians. -- Rolf Hochhuth
• You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.
• How can you tell the dance from the dancer?
• At the Brown Bird meeting] Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there.
  How many, how many ah, did you sell? Girl: I'm not gonna tell you!...
• How can they tell?
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!