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• You will receive money for nothing, and your chicks for free.
• Praise: what you receive when you are no longer alive.
• You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four hours of unmanufactured tissue of the universe of your life!
  It is yours. It is the most precious of possessions....
• Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....
• You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does.
  If you seek yourself, you rob the lens of its transparency....
• WELFARE -- The more you deceive the more you receive.
• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office.
  [the bullies move forward one at a time to a laundry slot] Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift....
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