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• Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
  Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
• Allow no man to be so free with you as to praise you to your face.
  Your vanity by this means will want its food. At the same time your passion for esteem will be more fully gratified...
• Hansen: "In less than twenty-four hours, this armada is going to hit that Borg vessel with everything we can muster.
  Either they survive or we don't. As for Picard, a great man has been lost....
• The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city.
  -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire...
• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
• It is well, when one is judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same Godlike and superior impartiality.
  -- Arnold Benne...
• I had a general anesthetic. That's so weird. You go to sleep in one room, then you wake up four hours later in a totally different room.
  Just like college. -- Ross Shafe...
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....
• This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well.
  Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly....