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• Allow no man to be so free with you as to praise you to your face.
  Your vanity by this means will want its food. At the same time your passion for esteem will be more fully gratified...
• THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE PROGRAM If you like the fortune program, why not support it now with your contribution of a pithy fortune, clean or obscene?
  We cannot continue without your support. Less than 14% of all fortune users are contributors....
• THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE PROGRAM If you like the fortune program, why not support it now with your contribution of a pithy fortune, clean or obscene?
  We cannot continue without your support. Less than 14% of all fortune users are contributors....
• Anything that gets you free money is illegal.
• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• Ask and you shall receive.
• Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....
• Prunes give you a run for your money!