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• All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
  The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store....
• I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific". -- Steven Wrigh
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
  Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...