All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a
department store...with a pricing gun...She said, "Give me all of the money in
the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
-- Steven Wright
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a
department store...with a pricing gun...She said, "Give me all of the money in
the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
-- Steven Wright
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- All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department... - I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at
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and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators. -- Steven... - I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me,
"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting... - I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Steven... - I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything
specific".
Steven... - One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in
the door of my apartment building.
I turned it... and the whole building started up.... - There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -- Steven... - I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi...
