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• Some people are paid to be good, but we're good for nothing. -- Peter Campbell
• If some child has to be bribed to be good, that child will often take the lesson and turn out to be good, for nothing.
• Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til 8
  45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause eleven has always been a good friend of mine....
• I'm good with kids, but I'm better without them!
• My cat is good for nothing, and he's very good at it!
• I'm not getting paid much for staying alive but it's good experience.
• WORK: The blessed respite from screaming kids and soap operas for which you actually get paid.
• If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.