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• I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
  -- George Carli...
• A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment, unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten rising six weeks.
  -- Southey...
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• A child of five would understand this. -- Send someone to fetch a child of five. -- Groucho Marx
• A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -- Doug Linde
• The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice from another kid.
  -- Doug Larso...
• The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. -- Doug Larso
• If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  -- Doug Larso...