Related:

• I do visit reality... although it's on a tourist visa.
• If it's Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ???
• Whadda ya mean I need a license to do that??!
• I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
• But why do I need a gun license? It's only for use around the house. -- Charles Addam
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• Go get a real estate license. -- Frank Zappa
• What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
• Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure." Episode
  The one with the Spinal Tap concert at the beginning, the one where Otto has to get his bus license, and ends up living with the Simpsons for awhile....