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• If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
• Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
• Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
• I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
• Can I run DBLSPACE or STACKER on my VISA card?
• I don't do drugs. Books are my escape from reality.
• What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
• The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums.
  It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish....