Related:

• Whadda ya mean I need a license to do that??!
• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• This is where the bloodthirsty license agreement is supposed to go
  explaining that Interactive Easyflow is a copyrighted package licensed for use by a single person, and sternly warning you not to pirate copies of it and explaining, in detail, the gory consequences if you do....
• If I have batteries, why do I need a boyfriend?
• If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
• I feel the Need..." "The Need..." "FOR SPEED!" -- Maverick and Goose in "TOP GUN
• I support family values--Addams family value