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• I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets.
  That's how I lost my mind. -- Steve Alle...
• My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.
  The brilliance of my mind is dazzling. Even I am impressed by it....
• The question is not whether I'm out of my mind, but what am I doing trapped in yours?
• My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.
  The brilliance of my mind can only be described as dazzling....
• I do visit reality... although it's on a tourist visa.
• If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
• Oh that it were my chief delight To do the things I ought!
  Then let me try with all my might To mind what I am taught....
• I am immune to all such things, my friend. As a youth, a certain amount of head-bangin' and metal-bashin' left my synapses so callous, no mind-alterin' substances are in charge.
  -- Blank Reg...
• I think your opinions are reasonable, except for the one about my mental instability.
  -- Psychology Professor, Farifield University...