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• The bag that breaks has the eggs. -- Woodside's Grocery Principle
• The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
• The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
  -- The Grocery Bag Law...
• The common cormorant, or shag, lays eggs inside a paper bag.
• Grocery bagger to customer: "Do you want to destroy a tree by using a paper bag or endanger the environment with plastic?
• Where did all the bag boys in the grocery store go, the ones who knew how to pack the stuff so that the bread did not come home crushed?
• The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
• Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
  Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...