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• Marge: Homer, get a hold of yourself. Even if he [SLH] &l
  has> passed on, there's no reason to cry. Remember, doggie heaven?...
• Bart: Is there a doggie hell? Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell.
  Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog....
• If I throw a dog into a bag, is it a doggie bag?
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most -- Nelso
  You're doing it wrong. You gotta pet him hard so he can feel it....
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
  Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly just snouts and entrails....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
  Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog....