I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie
heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and
you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!
-- Homer talks to Bart when SLH falls ill,
"Dog of Death"
heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and
you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!
-- Homer talks to Bart when SLH falls ill,
"Dog of Death"
Related:
- Marge: Homer, get a hold of yourself. Even if he [SLH] <has> passed on,
there's no reason to cry. Remember, doggie heaven... - Bart: Is there a doggie hell?
Homer: Well... Of course,
there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a ... - If I throw a dog into a bag,
is it a doggie bag... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion
that gives birth to the magnificent geode,
one of nature's most -- Nelson: You're... - Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
They let everybody out of school early just... - Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog...
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- Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots... - Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson.
we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you... - Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning... - Homer: We don't have anything in common.
[opens the record cabinet,
with "Marge" and "Homer" sections] Look at these... - Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the...
