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• All men are born naked. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
• Each person has the right to take the subway. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
• All men have the right to wait in line.
• Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country
  provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a college degree, influential parents, good looks, a resume, two 3X4 snapshots, and a good tax record....
• We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. -- Eduardo Galeano
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Wait a second. Is that a bong-g? [student points at his throat] You have asthma?
  All right. Move along. -- Mr. Dondelinger chaperones the prom, "The Way We Wa...
• Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
  Bart: Perfect! Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?...
• unless there is a new mind, there cannot be a new line, the old will go on repeating itself with recurring deadlines.
  .. -- William Carlos William...