Wait a second. Is that a bong-g? [student points at his throat]
You have asthma? All right. Move along.
-- Mr. Dondelinger chaperones the prom, "The Way We Was"
You have asthma? All right. Move along.
-- Mr. Dondelinger chaperones the prom, "The Way We Was"
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