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• All men have the right to wait in line. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
• Each person has the right to take the subway. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
• Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country
  provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a college degree, influential parents, good looks, a resume, two 3X4 snapshots, and a good tax record....
• All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
• All little girls were born to become women. All little boys were born with the hope of becoming men.
• We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. -- Eduardo Galeano
• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
• On parent knees, a naked new-born child, Weeping thou sat'st while all around thee smiled
  So live, that sinking in thy last long sleep, Calm thou mayst smile, while all around thee weep....
• Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.