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• Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country
  provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a college degree, influential parents, good looks, a resume, two 3X4 snapshots, and a good tax record....
• Each person has the right to take the subway.
• All men have the right to wait in line. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
• All men are born naked. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
• Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country
  provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two 3 X 4 snapshots, and a good tax record....
• A person who has a right to boast doesn't have to.
• Never enter a subway where the security guard has graffiti on his face.
• Every good person has learned how to obey, whom to obey and when to obey. Valuable lessons each.
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