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• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
  -- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa...
• Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
  Mrs. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic....
• It's not plagiarism if you would have said it the same way had you said it first.
  -- The Law of Imitation It's not plagiarism if you would have said it the same way had you said it first....
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• The witty man merely says what you would have said if you had thought of it.
• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
  and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
• You are late. "Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful.
  I fail to understand why. -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
• Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that. Whistler: You will, Oscar; you will. -- Oscar Wilde