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• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• When you start talking about sleaze, I think some in the media ought to look in the mirror.
  Now what's the motivation of this? I can't think of any other motivating factor other than you want to hurt the President and help Bill Clinton....
• In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...
• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store
  Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas....
• You know, before I left, President Bush and I were talking and he said to me, 'I knew Spiro Agnew.
  I worked with Spiro Agnew. And believe me, you are no Spiro Agnew....
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.