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• If I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you...
• I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago.
  When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, ``Where are they all going to go?...
• Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
• People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
  -- Comins' Law...
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
  and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
• You can have a winner [in a nuclear war]. -- George Bush, 1980.
  In 1984, he said, ``I never said that.'' -- The original interview had been taped...