Related:

• My parents went to Niagra Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
• My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
• The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this crummy t-shirt.
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen crowd
  Norm! Sam: How the hell do they know him here? Cliff...
• I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
• Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face... -- a prisoner in Life of Bria