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• Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires.
• Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires.
• Remember! Only Forest fires can prevent bears.
• Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"] You pressed "you," referring to me.
  That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you"....
• If cigarettes are the leading cause of most household fires in America, why do so many firemen smoke?
  -- chevy...
• How come Smokey the Bear and his wife never had any kids?
  ....`cause every time she'd get hot, he'd hit her over the head with a shovel....
• Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
  Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....