Forest Fires Cause Smokey Bears.
Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires.
Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Remember! Only Forest fires can prevent bears.
Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"] You pressed "you," referring to me.
That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you"....
If cigarettes are the leading cause of most household fires in America, why do so many firemen smoke?
How come Smokey the Bear and his wife never had any kids?
....`cause every time she'd get hot, he'd hit her over the head with a shovel....
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....