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• If cigarettes are the leading cause of most household fires in America, why do so many firemen smoke?
  -- chevy...
• He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. --George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superma
• He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing. -- Cicero
• Radioactive Man: Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves that I need to combat evil.
  Fallout Boy: Gee willikers, Radioactive Man. Wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies....
• Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema... Serve
  Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs....
• The following appeared in a letter to an editor. "In many countrie
  wood is the primary fuel used for heating and cooking, but wood smoke can cause respiratory and eye problems, and extensive use of wood causes deforestation, a major environmental problem....
• No man steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river, and he's not the same man.
  -- Heraclitus (540?-480? B.C.)...
• No man steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river, and he's not the same man.
  -- Heraclita...
• One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. -- Josh Billing