Homer: Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country. As a
safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these
light bulbs.
Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones?
Homer: 'Cause they won't hire me an assistant.
-- I'm already overworked as the safety whatchamajigger,
"Bart on the Road"
safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these
light bulbs.
Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones?
Homer: 'Cause they won't hire me an assistant.
-- I'm already overworked as the safety whatchamajigger,
"Bart on the Road"
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