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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
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• Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
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• You know...in a hundred years I just might get to like you.
• Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
  Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should get some professional help....
• The traditional two minute warning in games is given so that you can put the food in the microwave and finish cooking it just about the time the game is completed.
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
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