Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.

Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should get some
professional help.
Homer: No, no, that's too expensive. Just don't do it any more.
-- "$pringfield"

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