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• If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors, it pays to be nice to the elevator repairman.
• You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
  -- Dale Carnegie...
• You can have more then one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
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• If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
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• You are what you are and little can be gained by making a fool of yourself trying to be someone else, someone you are not.
  Be true to yourself....
• You can always make room for one more. Except a new baby.