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• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
  .. you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Home...
• Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
  -- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• I don't feel in the least bit humble before the vastness of the heavens.
  The stars may be large, but they can not think or love...
• Lisa: Oh, who am I kidding? There's no _way_ I'm ever going to beat Alison.
  Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit -- as the French say -- Bartesque....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....