Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain
not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you
out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble
attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in
common and we'll go our separate ways, more embittered and depressed than
before (if such a thing is possible).
not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you
out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble
attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in
common and we'll go our separate ways, more embittered and depressed than
before (if such a thing is possible).
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- Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.
Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll... - T is not in mortals to command success,
But we 'll do more,
Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it. -- Joseph Addison... - So we 'll go no more a-roving
So late into the night.
Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll... - We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside,
As many other mannish cowards have.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -... - We 'll shine in more substantial honours,
And to be noble we 'll be good.
Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda... - And when with envy Time, transported,
Shall think to rob us of our joys,
You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll... - I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade."
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Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation... - Thus hand in hand through life we 'll go;
Its checker'd paths of joy and woe
With cautious steps we 'll tread.
Nathaniel Cotton (1707-1788) -- The Fireside, Stanza... - Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796)
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Whistle, and I 'll come to...
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- Society prepares the crime;
the criminal commits it... - Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast
feed her... - I believe in heaven and hell- on earth.
--
Abraham L.... - Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that
corporations and other large organizations habitually engage
in only becuase they cannot actually masturbate.
Dave... - NAME
ColdReboot
FUNCTION
Reboot the machine.
(..) This function never returns. INPUT A chaotic...
