Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain
not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you
out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble
attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in
common and we'll go our separate ways, more embittered and depressed than
before (if such a thing is possible).
