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• Thank you for nothing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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• Help . . . I need someBODY!!!
• Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
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• You need professional help. May I suggest Dr. J. Kevorkia
• I don't need directions. I need HELP!
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
• I don't need you, you know--I can be lonely all by myself.
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....