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• I need all the help I can get!
• I confuse myself just fine, thank you. Don't need help.
• You need professional help. May I suggest Dr. J. Kevorkia
• The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.
• SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! My Keyboard Died!!!
• If *I* can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
  "Somebody has to save our skins." - Leia Organa -- ...understanding Product Support......
• If anyone accepts my help who doesn't need it, that's his problem
  if I refuse my help to anyone who needs it, that's my problem. -- Anon....